lasagnababy:

when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class

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minirexrabbitry:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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I’m laughing way too hard at this.

bakrua:

why is there even such a controversy over why girls are doing better in school. why is this an issue. why cant you just accept for once that men are not fucking better than everything. there is actual proof that girls perform better than boys in school in england but men literally can’t handle that and they have to make up like ten million fucking excuses holy shit

  • princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
  • everyone:
  • princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie
  • everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI
  • some little girls say they want to marry someone exactly like their dad.
    its funny because i used to say that too.
    but now i would never even want to meet someone like my dad and i hope i never do.
    i shouldn’t like my dad because he’s emotionally abusive towards my mom, hot-headed in a very bad way, racist, sexist, homophobic, and just a different person whens hes angry.
    but i still love him because hes my dad and i know he loves me and my mom and brother and sister

    is it bad that the thing i want most right now is for my parents to get a divorce so i dont have to deal with the fighting anymore?